I am watching Fox News with my roommates and they are saying that Osama Bin Laden is dead! It said that he is dead from a water-borne illness (typhoid) and France reported him dead (ha ha, France). They say that it isn't official, but France said it so it has to be true. I find it hard to believe that the guy who we have been trying to find for six years has just died all of a sudden. If it takes you six years to not find someone, how are you ever going to know that he is dead? Are his henchmen going to send a death certificate to the president? It doesn't matter if he dies or not because someone else will take over their diabolicle (hooked on phonics?) plots and plans. Does it matter if he is dead? No, but maybe North Korea will let us borrow some of their friendly nuclear weapons to scare off Bin Laden's men.