I know that all of you guys know about the Cougar Pageant. Jake won it his senior year and I am sure that I lost to Simon by the smallest of margins when I was in it (I mean come on, I did "Thriller"). I went to it this Thursday with Jeff and Pat. I sat next to Lori, Ashley, and Alyssa Crawford (Shawn was at basketball). They are all doing well, but that is not the good part. They started out with some slide shows of contestants and Colman had me in his slide show, so he should have won right there, but no. Emily McMahon's little brother Pat was in it and he was next up in the talent segment and the MC said that he heard that Powerline was going to be here. I almost pissed myself because I knew it was going to be sick. They opened up the curtains and Pat has his back to the crowd and is wearing a yellow jump suit. Then "I 2 I" comes on and he turns around and is wearing these sick red sunglasses and proceeds to dance amazingly to the song while lipsyncing(?) to it. His moves were incredible, but then I heard the music change and I was wondering what could possibly be better than what he was dancing to. It was "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys and two girls came out and danced with him in sync perfectly to the dance sequence in the actual music video, only they switched it a little and it was better. I almost crapped myself. Then the music changed again and it was "It's Gonna Be Me" by NSYNC! Then they do the dance from that video perfectly! It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen, I wish I had it on video so that I could watch it on my computer every day. I am going to try to put the actual music videos on this, but if it doesn't work you should find them on you tube. The dance from "Everybody" is at about 3:45 and "It's Gonna Be Me" is at like :45. I wish that you all could have been there, if you don't believe me than ask Mom.
"Everybody"-http://youtube.com/watch?v=vM0ALaY7X-Q
"It's Gonna Be Me"-http://youtube.com/watch?v=v7yxpTvvB9U

The night these pictures were taken; Joey (safety vest), Greg (pink shorts, yes they are the same ones), and I (too sexy) went out on the town. We went to clubs and stood out in front of them and hit on young and middle aged women. We would ask them: "have you ever kissed a man with a mustache before?" or "is it hot in here or just our mustaches?" and things of that nature. As you can imagine, there were many women flocking to be with me. Yes, I was offered by a woman to go home with her (don't ask me what she was smoking). In downtown Bend there is a restaurant called "Mirenda," it is one of the more popular and upscale places to eat in Bend. We were walking by and we saw that there was a huge window facing the street in this place and when we walked by people were staring at us. Joey and I decided to make the best of it and take turns walking back and forth in front of the window trying to top eachother's sexiness. We started with some simple things like dropping our keys and bending over to pick them up and making eye contact with women while passing by and mouthing "I love you" to them. It got to the point where people came out of the restaurant just to watch us out sexy eachother. We had a crowd of about 5 couples outside watching us when I pulled off the unthinkable. I walked normally in front of the window and when I got halfway across I turned to the window and ripped my shirt open, lowered my sunglasses and blew a kiss to some middle aged woman. How I kept a staight face, I have no idea. At that time we knew we should be leaving and so we walked away laughing hysterically. That was the end of my mustache experience and I must say that it was a good one. I will always remember those two days that I had a mustache, but who knows if it will ever happen again.