VH1 made a movie that premiered last weekend called "Totally Awesome." It is a spoof on a bunch of different 80's movies (Dirty Dancing, Teen Wolf, etc.) and Jason, Jeff, and I watched it on Saturday night. I am not trying to get you to watch this movie because it wasn't that great, but it does further prove that Tracy Morgan is the funniest man alive. He played this guy named Darnell that was trying to show the main character how to be black becuase he wasn't cool. He has a jheri curl, thick glasses, and he always wears sweat pants with high tops. There are many hysterical quotes by him and his break dancing is redonkulous. I would suggest for anyone with tivo to tape the whole movie and fast forward until you get to the parts with Tracy Morgan in it and watch those, it will only take up about 15 minutes of your life and it will be well worth it. If you watch the whole movie and hate it, don't be mad at me. If you are in my fantasy basketball league (Dad), then my post to Jeff about him being "the only person in the league to have broken a Puerto Rican's arm for sweat pants money" and the thing about the claw will all make sense.

I was in my education class on Tuesday and my teacher brought up the conversation of should evolution be taught in schools? I of course said no and then he asked me why. I told him that evolution is a theory and the definition of a theory is that it is something that cannot be 100% proven and I said that religion can't be proven (until it's almost too late) and if evolution is taught then religion should be taught. I also said that a kid can go through his high school life without learning about evolution because it isn't really that vital to know about when you are in high school and you can just wait until college and pay to learn about evolution.
If you have heard the Lewis Black bit about how aneurysm happen, this will make sense (if you haven't, an aneurysm is caused by someone saying something so retarded that it sticks in your brain for weeks and you can't figure out why someone would say it and then your head explodes). This kid in my education class said "we can pretty much deduce that there are black holes and Christians are just pissed that they have been proven wrong and they want to get back at everyone." Needless to say, I only have a few days left to live. I wanted to punch that kid in the face because if there is anything that is harder to believe in than God, then it is that there are black holes that just magically spit stuff out and it evolved into people. I hope you don't have an aneurysm too and if so, sorry. I only have one more thing to say about evolution: evolutionists believe in survival of the fittest (makes sense), but because humans evolved from monkeys wouldn't all of the monkeys be extinct? Humans would be the fittest and monkeys would all be dead. And those morons actually believe in that crap. So, what we have learned today is that if you believe that we came out of black holes, your retarded (remember: "you don't call retarded, you call your friends retarded when they are acting like retards").